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Mid-puberty awkwardness + internet connection = Facebook destruction.

1. When the internet gods created internet, maybe they didn’t realize that one day, kids would use Facebook to smother themselves in Nutella…

When the internet gods created internet, maybe they didn't realize that one day, kids would use Facebook to smother themselves in Nutella...

2. Or to learn geography…

Or to learn geography...

3. Or to share political ideologies.

Or to share political ideologies.

4. But alas, kids have found their way to the internet. And it’s the worst.

But alas, kids have found their way to the internet. And it's the worst.

5. They basically have no idea what’s going on ever.

They basically have no idea what's going on ever.

6. They’re disgusting.

They're disgusting.

7. And outrageously horny for their age.

And outrageously horny for their age.

8. Sometimes they forget they’re also friends with their parents and post things like this:

Sometimes they forget they're also friends with their parents and post things like this:

9. They’re filthy hypocrites.

They're filthy hypocrites.

10. Their “romantic relationships” amount to basically nothing.

Their "romantic relationships" amount to basically nothing.

11. Also the things they do make absolutely NO SENSE.

Also the things they do make absolutely NO SENSE.

12. They post nonsense like this:

They post nonsense like this:

13. And this:

And this:

14. They. Know. NOTHING.

They. Know. NOTHING.

15. They’re not well-prepared for the future.

They're not well-prepared for the future.

16. They think they’re much cooler than they really are.

They think they're much cooler than they really are.

17. They type like this.

They type like this.

18. They have little to no knowledge of elementary geography…

They have little to no knowledge of elementary geography...

19. Or spelling.

Or spelling.

20. They’re greedy and ungrateful.

They're greedy and ungrateful.

21. Like, exceptionally greedy and ungrateful.

Like, exceptionally greedy and ungrateful.

22. They are responsible for this:

26 Reasons Kids Should Not Be Allowed On Facebook

23. They disguise themselves horribly.

They disguise themselves horribly.

24. And try to be grown up.

And try to be grown up.

25. But actually they’re just ridiculous.

But actually they're just ridiculous.

26 Reasons Kids Should Not Be Allowed On Facebook

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